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Here is the Fabulous Youth Fellowship Parody, which IS, however, rather gory. So if you don't like this sort of thing, don't complain to me..just don't read it!-I apologize if the music doesn't cover the entire song, but it will restart! "Mean Tree" - A Gareth Morris and Stephen Mann Original. To be sung to the tune of "Greensleeves" Verse 1 Alas, my fir, you lit up my life, But your fuses blew and you burnt my wife, She fell in shock and banged her head, And now she's got Amnesia. Chorus Mean Tree! You Killed my wife, My Brother, my son, you ruined my life, Mean Tree! You killed my wife, And I swear to you now I'll have vengeance. Verse 2 My wife lay dying on the floor, So you turned your eyes to Christopher, He was my brother, We had the same mother, You lopped off his head with the aid of the Door.

(Chorus) Verse 3 Now two were dead but you wouldn't stop, You wanted to kill, you wanted to chop, My son walked in, You commited a Sin, Which, along with his Cholera, finished him off. (Chorus) Verse 4 The End was near, I felt no fear, I couldn't see a path which was clear, I grabbed a tool (For I'm no fool), And I lopped off it's head with some shears. Chorus Mean tree! You killed my wife, My Brother, my son, you ruined my life, Mean Tree! You killed my wife, And I swore to you then I'd have vengeance. (And I did!)(-To be said by the Pianist upon completing the piece.) NOTEThis song should be performed with one Pianist, one singer and a backing group that accompany the singer in the 2nd, 3rd and 4th Choruses, except they sing it in 2nd person. (Mean Tree! You killed HIS wife etc.)